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[brobeforehos]

That's sweet.

Your dad asked me to dine with him.

[orcsurfing]

[ That's... what...? ]

Does he now?
He has not mentioned this desire to me.
Perhaps he has grown to like your company?

[ ? ? ? ? ? ]

[brobeforehos]

Like - how?? From the one conversation we've had about suits?
He barely knows me --

And apparently he wants to????????????????? [her finger slipped.]

[orcsurfing]

[ On one hand, he's suspicious of Thranduil's intentions, on the other hand- ]

Perhaps he trusts my judgement then.

[ Though Thranduil's conversation with Max didn't go so well at all. And as far as Legolas knew, Thranduil wasn't trying to stay in touch with Max. ]

[brobeforehos]

Your judgement in what?

[orcsurfing]

In friends, I should hope!

[brobeforehos]

You would not be wrong!
But wait, is this going to be a test?

[orcsurfing]

I have never claimed to have full understanding of my father's intentions.
I think I know as little as you do!
One thing for sure I know, however, is that he will not harm you.

[brobeforehos]

It has never occurred to me that he would.

Well, this is strange. Let's talk about the cute tiny forest instead!

[orcsurfing]

He can be intimidating, whether he wants it or not, I merely wished to reassure you.



I have found it today, the writing is my own.
Would you not think it looks exactly like one?

[brobeforehos]

Why, Legolas, that is vandalism. Hooligan.

Do you think there are tiny little animals in this tiny little forest?

[orcsurfing]

What punishment do I deserve for this, do you think?
Those minutes or hours at the most, that it would last there in chalk!

Perhaps so, and perhaps even tiny little elves!

[ Not really, but it's a funny thought. ]

[brobeforehos]

Tiny little elves -- that sounds like an oxymoron.

[orcsurfing]

Is it because we are meant to be tall?

[brobeforehos]

So tall. I get cricks in the neck, honestly.

[orcsurfing]

Perhaps you ought to invest in a portable stool to stand on?

[ :> ]

[brobeforehos]

Careful, I am at the right height to viciously bite your ankles.

[orcsurfing]

Not if I use that stool to escape from you!

[brobeforehos]

Noooo!! Deviant!!!!

[orcsurfing]

I must wonder, however, have you learned those from the dwarves?

[brobeforehos]

Mae Crawford's way of fighting bullies. Aim for the parts in your reach and make it hurt.

[orcsurfing]

A bully I do not wish to be, I should hope you will forgive me this teasing.

[ :< ]

[brobeforehos]

Oh, Legolas, I know you're not a bully. But this teasing means war. Teasing war.

[orcsurfing]

Does this teasing war allow for blows beneath the belt, though?
I fear I must warn you of your quickly approaching loss, however!

[brobeforehos]

I hope you base how good a friend I am on the fact that I don't point out exactly how suggestive that question is.