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[brobeforehos]

1. text
2. call
3. inbox
4. voicemail
5. etc.

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[brobeforehos]

And is he dangerous to you?

[medals]

nah.

[brobeforehos]

That's a good start.

[medals]

he's sweet. if he weren't i wouldn't be in this particular mess.

[brobeforehos]

No, I should hope not. You most definitely deserve someone who is sweet to you, Jem.

[medals]

[it's so weird how guilt hits her at inopportune times]

thanks mae..

[brobeforehos]

Anything you need.

(Except pints.)

[medals]

traitor!

[brobeforehos]

Live outside the box, Jem!

[medals]

i'll buy myself a pint! strong independent single lady

[brobeforehos]

You said it.

[medals]

i'll buy myself 90 pints

text;

[rowancrowned]

My lady,

Would you be so kind as to dine with me sometime this week? One my son is so fond of must have a great deal of merit. I seek to glimpse it for myself.

Yours,

Thranduil Oropherion

text; can't stop laughing 1/3

[brobeforehos]

[That's the most unexpected text she ever gotten, and it's so formal. How does she even begin to reply? Dear Mr Oropherion? probably not. Hi -- nope, that sounds dumb.

(She considers texting Legolas in a panic, but then considers against it.)

Come on, Mae, mother raised a good mannered child, even if she decided to dye her hair pink and screw the patriarchy. She's got this.]

All right.

text; 2/3

[brobeforehos]

[WAIT NO SHE PRESSED SEND TOO QUICKLY FUCK GODDAMN IT.]

text; 3/3

[brobeforehos]

I meant to say, yes. I hope not to disappoint. Maybe we should pick a revenue with food good enough to distract you in case I might?

Mae Crawford

[rowancrowned]

If you are clever and fair enough for my son, I suspect we will encounter no trouble.

I am never opposed to good food. I only ask that the cutlery might be metal or china and not plastic. [ fuck plastic. ]

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[brobeforehos]

That's sweet.

Your dad asked me to dine with him.

[orcsurfing]

[ That's... what...? ]

Does he now?
He has not mentioned this desire to me.
Perhaps he has grown to like your company?

[ ? ? ? ? ? ]

[brobeforehos]

No pressure, right?

Good lord, no. No plastic. [No Nando's or McDonald's then?] I may be young but I am no heathen.

[brobeforehos]

Like - how?? From the one conversation we've had about suits?
He barely knows me --

And apparently he wants to????????????????? [her finger slipped.]

[rowancrowned]

My son is fond of you, which would suggest you are not.

[ legolas has good taste, even though her hair is a bit. funny. ]

I apologize for being so dependent on your knowledge, being so newly arrived myself.

[brobeforehos]

[your eyebrows are funny.

Okay, Mae, behave like a normal person now.]

Please, it's understandable. Nothing to apologize for.

[rowancrowned]

[ your lifespan is funny. ooooh elvenburn. ]

Merely name the date and location at your convenience, my lady.