brobeforehos | 001 ⇨ you're the leader, so lead.

text ⇨ nick ryves;

Nick, |

voicemail ⇨ nick ryves;

Nick – I don’t know if you’ll get this, or if you’re here. Wherever here is. I don’t really know where I am, but if it’s a trap from the Circle, it’s - [freaking me out a little. a lot.] - very bright. If you get this message, call back. Or come. [Help. Please. ]

voicemail ⇨ alan ryves;

Alan, are you here – [a pause; it’s maybe too soon to put all her trust in this one person again, but what choices does she have. gather up your army to get out of trouble, or become it.] If you are, we should probably… Yeah, we should probably meet up. United we stand, you know? [learn the phrase already.] Then maybe we’ll have a shot of getting out of…whatever this is. And maybe you can tell me what it is. Spare no details. Go nuts. Just…answer, if you’re here.

text ⇨ jamie crawford;

~~Jami-~~

~~Ninj-~~

…sailor, we need codenames. Just in case. I – honestly, I hope to god you’re not here, whatever this is. It’s loud and shiny and you’d probably love every corner of the place, but it spooks me off. Like a bad Market. Except I don’t know if there’s a good Market, and there should be, in order for there to be a bad one, right? I’m babbling. Nevermind – if you’re here, and as long as it doesn’t get you into trouble…please answer.

voice; public

…er, hi. They gave me this mobile phone thingy, which I’m supposing is how everyone communicates around here.

Let me just start by addressing the issue of that ’here’, shall I? What is this place, exactly? Some illusion? A bad dream? A nightmare? Because, let me tell you, I’ve ways of escaping all those. And don’t let the hair colour fool you. [pause, for effect. Or maybe just to recompose herself. because what else is there that she can say? as much as she’d want to, calling out the magicians on her own would be One Huge Mistake, so if this is their doing, she’ll have to be smart and figure it out. and if it isn’t, if this isn’t magic - though what else could it be? – then she needs to not make enemies so fast.

and mamma didn’t raise no fool, so.] …thanks.

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Spartan children. I like the sound of that! And that will help us when one day we become ninjas. You know, I'm still convinced this will happen, even without the aid of alcohol. It's the best future career.

[... why is he even still allowed to talk. No one's ever really explained this to him.] Yeah, there's a clock underneath the horror movie carousel. I think it ticks whenever you're alone. Just to terrify you the most.

[He tactfully doesn't mention it may or may not be a Doomsday clock.]

[He is allowed to talk because he makes people laugh even when they're trapped in this pocket universe with no escape and his company for salvation. Mae laughed at the mental image of Jamie trying to be a ninja. Somehow the Mission Impossible soundtrack was involved.]

You're really set on being a ninja, aren't you? [She shakes her head.] Alright, then you're in charge of checking when the clock ticks harder.

[Oh, well, that is an acceptable purpose. And yes, the Mission Impossible soundtrack would at least give Jamie some credibility.]

Yes. As long as I get a cool outfit. [That is the number one priority!] ... That's my dangerous, top secret mission? I wouldn't go to ninja school for that.

Hey, don't complain. You're a rookie ninja right now and rookies get the dirty jobs.

How long do I have to be a rookie for?

Until you overthrow your superior. [guess who that is. you wouldn't, right, bro?]

Can't I be promoted to second-in-command?

[Pleeeease? Otherwise there will be a mutiny. A ninja mutiny.]

Maybe...[That was a yes. With Mea as the leader, it'd be nepotism all the way, sadly. She bumps his shoulder with hers.] After all, you've been here for a while...

And I've had no one but Alan for company. You should make it up to me. [Not that Alan is that bad, usually. In fact, most of the time, Jamie doesn't mind him at all-- except for the part where he lies and Jamie's never sure if he's telling the truth.

But still.]

Yes, yes, you poor unfortunate soul. [She grins now, but she can figure out why Jamie'd be uncomfortable around Alan - beyond the knives and the Ryveness - the whole precarious relationship Alan has with telling the truth...

But she'd rather not talk about it now.]

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