Spartan children. I like the sound of that! And that will help us when one day we become ninjas. You know, I'm still convinced this will happen, even without the aid of alcohol. It's the best future career.

[... why is he even still allowed to talk. No one's ever really explained this to him.] Yeah, there's a clock underneath the horror movie carousel. I think it ticks whenever you're alone. Just to terrify you the most.

[He tactfully doesn't mention it may or may not be a Doomsday clock.]