013 ⇨ burn the house down?

[brobeforehos]

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So, that just happened.

[the camera switches focus around until it's set on the kitchen table and she's sitting in front of it.] But I have to thank Donna Noble, for braving cooking classes with me - a noble attempt, as evidenced by the pot I've just rendered useless.

Time. My problem is probably time. I forgot the rice was there, left it on too long, and now...it's time to order some take-out.

Which brings me to my next thought - I'm going to have to find a job, if I'm to live on Chinese food.

Comments

[brobeforehos.livejournal.com]

Confident - yes, I hope so. I find that making jokes of your own failures is a good way to make new friends.

[baitswitch.livejournal.com]

Fancy that. I discovered the same thing.

And I wouldn't call your rice an abject failure. It is cooked, and you set nothing on fire.

[brobeforehos.livejournal.com]

Yes, actually. Aside from the ruined pot, dinner was not completely lost.

[baitswitch.livejournal.com]

Is the pot really ruined? Can't you soak it?

[brobeforehos.livejournal.com]

I've been soaking it for a very long time, unfortunately.

[baitswitch.livejournal.com]

Quite a pity. Farewell, sweet pot. You did your duty to the utmost of your ability.

[brobeforehos.livejournal.com]

A memorial shall be held in its honour.

[baitswitch.livejournal.com]

A faithful pot deserves no less!

[brobeforehos.livejournal.com]

Yes, and it shall receive a ribbon for its efforts as well.

[baitswitch.livejournal.com]

Now the important part- what color ribbon?

[brobeforehos.livejournal.com]

I should open debate on this now, shouldn't I?

[baitswitch.livejournal.com]

That might be the most prudent course of action. Or you could simplify things and go with the color you like most.

[brobeforehos.livejournal.com]

Or the one I actually don't have to buy because it's lying about in the house.

[baitswitch.livejournal.com]

Even better!

[brobeforehos.livejournal.com]

Whoever said I wasn't practical...

[baitswitch.livejournal.com]

...Was not me. [grin]

My name is Jack, most practical of ladies. Would you be so kind as to tell me yours?

[brobeforehos.livejournal.com]

Mae Crawford, kind mister.