013 ⇨ burn the house down?

[brobeforehos]

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So, that just happened.

[the camera switches focus around until it's set on the kitchen table and she's sitting in front of it.] But I have to thank Donna Noble, for braving cooking classes with me - a noble attempt, as evidenced by the pot I've just rendered useless.

Time. My problem is probably time. I forgot the rice was there, left it on too long, and now...it's time to order some take-out.

Which brings me to my next thought - I'm going to have to find a job, if I'm to live on Chinese food.

Comments

[signatures]

Yet abhorrent care of your rice.

[brobeforehos.livejournal.com]

Ah, yes, but you see, I can't exactly buy better hair at the restaurant downstairs, can I?

[signatures]

Actually, you probably could.

Whether or not it's human is another matter entirely.

[brobeforehos.livejournal.com]

Disgusting.

Not going to think about that now.

[signatures]

Don't think about rat fur for hair.

[brobeforehos.livejournal.com]

Change the subject.

[signatures]

To?

[brobeforehos.livejournal.com]

Tea. You're British, right? Let's discuss English Breakfast.

[signatures]

Exceedingly popular and quite difficult to brutally burn until it's almost unrecognizable.

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Yes, even I manage to make it properly.