009 ⇨ defiance of all protocols

[brobeforehos]

audio;

Well - the interesting factor of this place just keeps on rising, doesn't it? It was a risky deal during the weekend, but I know the protocol is to not talk about what stays back in Vegas. Or something like that.

And yesterday - I know some people were just floating with feelings, and not even annoyance at being cursed could drag them down. Emotions sure run high whenever there's a curse, don't they? But somehow I doubt everyone felt as if they really were on cloud nine.

[a pause. and then she just snorts.]

Okay, I'm sorry. Sorry I subjected your ears to all those puns, but I've been dying yesterday, keeping them all in.

[there's a pause, and then she exhales - okay no more laughing.]

All things aside, how is everyone doing? Please tell me I'm not the only one to think that aside from the curses and the mayhem there's not a lot to do in this place. Or prove me wrong, whichever it is.

Comments

a u d i o ][

[dropkick]

Do you keep a list?

[ He is of course referring to the puns but one would think he'd be a little clearer about it; he's not though. ]

a u d i o ][

[brobeforehos.livejournal.com]

I improvise.

a u d i o ][ OKAY I SHALL TAG LATER I MUST ACTUALLY GET READY TO LEAVE ;-; <3333

[dropkick]

And that doesn't work for the finding-stuff-to-do thing?

a u d i o ][ OH OKAY SWEETIEPIE

[brobeforehos.livejournal.com]

Just that isn't enough. I'm at that age where I need a lot of entertainment.

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[pyromatique.livejournal.com]

Man. Those puns are a killer. Ever considered a career in stand-up comedy?

[ t e x t ]

[brobeforehos.livejournal.com]

Should I start?

[ t e x t ]

[pyromatique.livejournal.com]

Tell me something funny.

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[brobeforehos.livejournal.com]

Something funny.

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

There's jack to do here without the curses.

oh so handsome eating like that dean

[brobeforehos.livejournal.com]

I was starting to see that.

I know right?

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

Most people work a job or something.

[signatures]

Clearly, you ought to reassign the energy used for puns toward imagination.

[brobeforehos.livejournal.com]

I've plenty of that - excessive at some points!

[signatures]

Oh?

What haven't you done in the City, then?

[wishgrant]

What's a pun?

[brobeforehos.livejournal.com]

It's an intentional play on words that tries to be funny. Often just fails.

[wishgrant]

Oh! Well, I thought you were funny.

[child-radical.livejournal.com]

You can attempt to mess with the barrier if you don't mind whatever backlash there may be.

[brobeforehos.livejournal.com]

I'm not much of a tinkler.

[veritaphobia.livejournal.com]

... Sorry, do I have the honor of speaking with an Ogden Nash?

[brobeforehos.livejournal.com]

Oh, thank god - Alan. There's a child - I try to make i- him laugh with jokes but I can't explain 'big words' properly.

[your argument is invalid, go babysit.]

[veritaphobia.livejournal.com]

On the Network?



You sound like you're doing fairly well to me.

voice; /rambles endlessly and totally on time

[enterpainment]

There isn't a lot to do in this place, is there? Well, obviously there's things like watching movies or eating packet after packet of crisps or discovering a hidden talent for horticulture... which, by the way, I have discovered I do not have. But other than that... [Jamie pauses, thoughtful.] I suppose we could always get jobs. But then that would threaten Alan's right to being the bread-winner, and that would just be terrible.

... Oh, and by the way, I'll give you an A+ for the puns, even if no one else will.

voice; how are those lungs jamie

[brobeforehos.livejournal.com]

[LOL Jamie the gardener] Poor Alan, he'd probably feel bad - although Dean suggested coffee shops...I could do that. The waitressing thing. Right?

And thank you, Jamie. You are the second.

voice; they are healthy and smoke-free tyvm

[enterpainment]

Of course, you'd be a brilliant waitress. And you do make coffee every morning, right? [Not that Jamie... ever drinks it...] ... Well, maybe you and Alan can be the bread-winners and I'll just be the petulant teenager who sleeps in, eats away all your hard-earned money and is never productive.

[Well, apparently there's school here and all... but ugh. School. Ugh. Learning.] The second? Remind me to get here earlier next time.