brobeforehos: (tense)
[Rejoice, girls of Camp Ananawa! Your bathroom is being scrubbed clean with a toothbrush. In case anyone thought they'd be rid of a rant, think again.]

Well, if I missed school or camp before this, I certainly won't anymore, let me say that. First of all - I don't understand what's so hideously wrong about trying to cheer your brother up with candy to warrant this sort of punishment. Let's all pause and suspect it's actually the hair.

As if this is really an open-minded camp.

[She brushes said pink hair out of her eyes and huffs.] I was going to invest in my free time with a book. Saw a downright beautiful tree next to the lake I could've used as the back of a chair - but, no. Since I don't fit in with the campy feel, I suppose I'll leave it for another day. [Pauses.] If I ever finish this.

[She scrubs again, and then remembers something.] Oh, right - before anyone decides that these devices are too high-tech and un-green and takes it away from me, I have one word for you people.

[Are you ready? (Jamie can you hear this?)] Yogalates.

[ooc; Anyone else on bathroom duty is free to action for more CR! :D]