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do you have any free time this week?

For you, always.

you, me, some sort of date-like activity.

How date-like?

is there a scale from 0 to 10?

0 being no dates, 3 being I'll definitely hug you, flirt with and compliment your hair the whole night?

I don't get anything past 3?

I'm giving examples!!! You know you, I don't know that there's a date scale.

a 5, maybe? I don't know

I'm not good at this

[SHE thinks she's a little onto something here so]

Why are you asking me on a date? Not that I don't want to be in your company anytime of the day or night, but why specifically with that name?

Isn't Johnny supposed to provide the fluffy part?

not when he's on dates with other people

Wait, he's on dates with other people?

yes. and has been, apparently.

i didn't realize our relationship was open past sex with people but we talked about it. i said we could try it. i don't know. it's weird.

He should've brought this up with you from the first date he went on. I mean - it's not like an open relationship isn't complicated enough as it is, but this puts you both at an imbalance because of him, so of course it's weird.

i guess he just assumed it was fine because it wasn't something we talked about explicitly. but i didn't realize we had to? i mean we talked about how we could have sex with other people but i kind of figured that was it, since. relationship.

so i'm going to go on a few and have a nice time and enjoy myself.

[ If she had the angry plurk face emote, she would include it for emphasis. ]

it's... he thinks they're fun. i don't know if they actually mean anything to him past that. they might to whoever he's with though? i don't know.

Edited 2015-08-07 17:56 (UTC)

I'm going to key his car.

Also, revenge dating is the weirdest thing I've heard about since 80s romcoms stopped being a thing.

don't key his car. hot cop piers will look disappointed and sad at you.

it's not really revenge dating. it's... seeing if this works for me and trying to get used to it dating.

[ It's also maybe a little bit revenge dating. ]

I'll hide behind hot cop Hikaru and claim it was in the name of justice and love.

Come on -- come ON, Ari. If it bothered you, you're allowed to say it. Just because you're in an open relationship when it comes to sex doesn't mean that you don't have feelings.

are we magical girls now?

it bothered me. bothers me. but i said i'd try it. and i don't want to lose him, either, which... is probably stupid sounding if he's dating other people anyway, but.

i don't know, mae.

I tried to be one once and my brother ended up the magical one instead.

hdjhgsk I'm keying his car.

well we're less likely to get kidnapped probably then

mae please don't key his car

Knock on wood.

Yes but I am feeling very violent and you are being too sweet!

I don't want my best friend arrested because my boyfriend is an idiot about how emotions and relationships work

So then she won't get arrested.

that isn't the point I was trying to make

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